Loan Me Your Sister

Loan Me Your Sister

Alcohol Makes The Person

Posted on 19 Feb, 2008 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

When you think “Russian”, what’s the first word that comes to mind?

Vodka?

I know that’s what I think of.

I do like to drink after all.

But have you noticed that people or types of people are sometimes classified by their alcohol?

Like:

Whiskey - Cowboys/White Trash

Malt Liquor - African Americans/White Suburban Kids/Billy Dee Williams

Bacardi - Don Johnson/Other people who wear pastels

Scotch - Aristocrats/Wannabe Poker Players

Whiskey - Cowboys/White Trash

Tequila - Mexicans/Sorority Girls

Rum - Pirates/Flight Attendants

Saki - Ninjas/Business Men with people to impress

and of course…

Vodka - Russians/ Other very great people

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Russian Space Pirates

Posted on 11 Feb, 2008 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

From the band Mumiy Troll.

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Russian Idol

Posted on 30 Jan, 2008 by admin | A Reader have something to say

A show called Megastar showcases a couple guys with HUGE talent.

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Things I Loan In Exchange For Your Sister #28

Posted on 28 Jan, 2008 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

Items I loan you in exchange for Alcoholic Anonymous Sister who has been sober for most of the day.

duct tape pjs

Duct Tape Pajamas (keeps out lice and body pests)

drunken girls

Anti-Vodka Goggles (keep you seeing what they really look like)

boob grip

Breast Volume Calculator (no purpose other then women letting you act like scientist)

You must provide picture of sexy, hung over sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai

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Finish Him!

Posted on 23 Jan, 2008 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

Drunk russian man displaying his fighting skills to the music of Mortal Kombat!

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Elektronik Supersonik

Posted on 21 Jan, 2008 by admin | A Reader have something to say

The man who should be my brother.

Zladko Vladcik.

Not from Russia but very close, Molvania which I believe is a suburb or something.

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Zero Gravity Vodka Shot

Posted on 17 Jan, 2008 by admin | Be "The First" to say something

You wouldn’t see American astronaut chugging a beer in space.

Russians never leave home without vodka and especially planet Earth.

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Granny Techno

Posted on 16 Jan, 2008 by admin | Be "The First" to say something


Technoviking Grandma - Watch more free videos

More Unrelated Russians.

Granny Techno Dance!

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Things I Loan In Exchange For Your Sister #27

Posted on 3 Jan, 2008 by admin | 2 Readers have something to say

Items I loan you in exchange for Atkins Dieting Sister who loves bacon.

Soldier Smoke

A puff of Commander Pascal’s secret stash  (Pascal may or may not be actual Commander)

Moscow Nights

Moscow Nights Album (#87 popular Billboard hit for May 1959)

Bear Army

Russian Artwork (real portrait of Russian Army)

You must provide picture of sexy, bacon-scented sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai

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Worst Faceplant Ever

Posted on 3 Jan, 2008 by admin | Be "The First" to say something


Worst Faceplant EVER. - Watch more free videos

Unrelated Russians #14

Worst faceplant EVER.

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