Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Folk Singing Sister who has voice of gypsy.

Whale Watching Trip (Tapioca Pudding Served on voyage)

Custom Trailer  (completely street legal in Russia)

Meet and greet with Russia’s premier Movie Critics (From Olaf and Steve’s Serious Movie Review)
You must provide picture of sexy, folk singing sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
custom folk […]

Items I loan you in exchange for College Sister with outstanding tuition debts.

Nicholai play Russian version of Monopoly with you (loser flogged with tiny iron)

Russian Death Squad Robots (not friendly)

Weekend use of bass boat (50 caliber fishing tackle not included)
You must provide picture of sexy, college sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
bass boat caliber fishing […]

Items I loan you in exchange for Tanned Sister who likes the smell of bacon.

1 week use of Russian Cellphone (very convenient)

Slovakian Rental Car (I pay first 20 miles)

Potapych The Bear that loved Vodka

Potapych The Bear that Loved Vodka cartoon (oh so silly)
You must provide picture of sexy, tanned sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
Cellphone Funny […]

Items I loan you in exchange for Brunette Sister with good working knuckles and no visible scars.

A Very Large Russian Chair (Car not included)

1 Russian Wrestling Book (Volume 6)

1 Bottle of Antique Russian Bull Milk (never opened)
You must provide picture of sexy, American, Brunette Sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
Bull Milk Large Chair Russian Sambo […]