Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Red-Headed Step-Sister with collagen brow injections .

1 Russian GPS unit (13 foot radius)

1 hour of serenade of Old Ukrainian Hymns from sad Uncle Yakov

Be a guest on MTV Moscow’s Pimp My Ride (with superstar host X-Zhivitslov)
You must provide picture of sexy, Red-headed Step-sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
collagen Funny […]

Items I loan you in exchange for Redhead Sister with both kidneys.

1 Ukrainian Baby (litter trained)

1 Visit from Irina Khabarova (Russia’s Darling)

1 Genuine Russian Keyboard (Wood Computer not invented yet)
You must provide picture of sexy, American, Redhead Sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
Baby Irina Khabarova Redhead Wood computer