Items I loan you in exchange for Native-American Sister who dances with wolves.
1 Friendly Russian Housecat rescued from the Vodka Distillery Fire of 04′ (lightly singed)
1 Box of Authentic Russian Space Pens (very hi-tech)
My Cousin Yuri will punch a fascist in the face for you. (available Mon-Fri after 6pm)
You must provide picture of sexy, Native-American […]