Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for College Sister with outstanding tuition debts.

Nicholai play Russian version of Monopoly with you (loser flogged with tiny iron)

Russian Death Squad Robots (not friendly)

Weekend use of bass boat (50 caliber fishing tackle not included)
You must provide picture of sexy, college sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
bass boat caliber fishing […]

Items I loan you in exchange for Blonde Sister with good two good legs.

1 Russian Computer (like new)

1 Moscow Coca Cola Truck with 3 wheels. Run good. (See picture above for proof.)

1 week of Chechnyan Bodyguard service.
You must provide picture of sexy, American, California blond sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai

Blonde Sister Computer Good le