Items I loan you in exchange for Bald Sister who enjoy Cheetos and chain smoking.
A weekend motivational seminar by Johnny Lenin Jr.
1 romantic letter and photo from beautiful girl of Ukrainian Gulag (no visit)
1 music CD from Nikolai Massenkoff (Russia’s version of Hasselhoff, “don’t hassle the Koff”)
You must provide picture of sexy, bald sister.
Then we […]