Items I loan you in exchange for Albino Sister with a perm.
2 Tickets to Ukrainian Fashion Week (no flash photography or weapons permitted)
1 Box of extra Chernobyl Protest Signs (Minimal Radiation Exposure)
1 Nicholai Volkoff action figure (with real Commie Punch action)
You must provide picture of sexy, Albino sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
Albino Chernobyl Commie [...]