About Me

Hello to America.

My name Nicholai and I am collector of all things Russia.

Though my love of Mother Russia is great, I do not care for our women.

So I have decide to loan America my favorite items in exchange for their sisters.

It good deal.

Thank you.

Nicholai

Matt // Oct 1, 2007 at 5:28 pm

This shit is sooooooooooo funny. What will you loan me for me 100% russian wife or my 50% russian daughter? ( 50% american with all her shots.) you can have my wife’s russian family for free. I’m telling you now thought white kids have a high asking price these days.
(i have a 16 y/o russian brother in law i’ll sell him cheep.) paka
ePlus // Oct 4, 2007 at 7:11 am

Beautiful site! Lots of random funny stuff. Keep it up!

We have similar things in Communist Romania!
Irene-y // Oct 21, 2007 at 2:29 pm

I need to send you a pic of my sister, do with her what you will !!!!!
David in Florida // Nov 4, 2007 at 11:11 am

Fascinating! Please show more. Are you in an artistic community?
Phlegm // Nov 12, 2007 at 5:22 pm

Here’s one for ya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJug16NlqPk

Loan Me Your Sister