Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Deaf, Mute Sister who likes the feel of spandex.

Panda Street Racing Simulator (not available during school hours)

Russian Spiderman Suit (Tobey Maguire is girly, this is man suit)

Photo Op with Former Russian Olympic Gold Medalist (will probably ask for change)

You must provide picture of deaf, mute sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai