Loan Me Your Sister

When you think “Russian”, what’s the first word that comes to mind?

Vodka?

I know that’s what I think of.

I do like to drink after all.

But have you noticed that people or types of people are sometimes classified by their alcohol?

Like:

Whiskey - Cowboys/White Trash

Malt Liquor - African Americans/White Suburban Kids/Billy Dee Williams

Bacardi - Don Johnson/Other people who wear pastels

Scotch - Aristocrats/Wannabe Poker Players

Whiskey - Cowboys/White Trash

Tequila - Mexicans/Sorority Girls

Rum - Pirates/Flight Attendants

Saki - Ninjas/Business Men with people to impress

and of course…

Vodka - Russians/ Other very great people