Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Alcoholic Anonymous Sister who has been sober for most of the day.

Duct Tape Pajamas (keeps out lice and body pests)

Anti-Vodka Goggles (keep you seeing what they really look like)

Breast Volume Calculator (no purpose other then women letting you act like scientist)

You must provide picture of sexy, hung over sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai