Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for American Idol Contestant Sister who was humiliated by Simon.

An official Members Towel from Russia’s most dangerous biker gang (You may have to kill a man first)

Your choice of automobile part (Officer Martok is a heavy sleeper)

A bear skin rug (recently Febreeze’d)

You must provide picture of sexy, no-talent sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai