Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Cheerleading Sister who can do splits both ways.

Happy Fun TV Time with Nibbles the Bear (Anything with flashing colors not recommended)

Get Out of Gulag Free Card (in form of free Vodka bottle and $20 american money)

Moscow McDonalds Gift Certificate (only good on the McRuskie and McPigeon Nuggets)

You must provide picture of sexy, cheerleader sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai