Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Hand Model Sister who has grip like G.I. Joe.

Have picture taken with “Hoof Hand Harry” (Do not offer handshake)

Gustav will play popular music of the 80’s for you (will not play anything by Peter Gabriel)

My neighbor will make you fresh Russian Noodles (Made from real Yak)

You must provide picture of sexy, hand model sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai