Items I loan you in exchange for Scientologist Sister with Thetan Level of 3 or higher.
The Bolsch Brothers will do your American taxes for you (very bright young men)
Cousin Svetlana will offer her roadside services to you (This includes mechanical and good time)
State of the Art Russian theft protection (barking dog in backseat not included)
You must provide picture of sexy, Xenu-loving sister.
Then we deal.
Nicholai
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2 responses so far ↓
James // Sep 18, 2007 at 7:51 pm
I will trade you my sister and niece for your Cousin Svetlana plus throw in a couple of sawbucks. If you take my wife also I will throw in a few more sawbucks and a new vehicle of your choice.
Matthew // Sep 19, 2007 at 6:39 pm
This shit is sooooooooooo funny. What will you loan me for me 100% russian wife or my 50% russian daughter? ( 50% american with all her shots.) you can have my wife’s russian family for free. I’m telling you now thought white kids have a high asking price these days.
(i have a 16 y/o russian brother in law i’ll sell him cheep.) paka
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