Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Red-Headed Step-Sister with collagen brow injections .

1 Russian GPS unit (13 foot radius)

1 hour of serenade of Old Ukrainian Hymns from sad Uncle Yakov

Be a guest on MTV Moscow’s Pimp My Ride (with superstar host X-Zhivitslov)

You must provide picture of sexy, Red-headed Step-sister.

Then we deal.

Nicholai