Loan Me Your Sister

Items I loan you in exchange for Big-Boned Sister with hips like feedbag.

1 Russian Snow Trike (runs on Vodka)

1 Velvet Painting of Mr. Yeltsin in bear suit. (original artist imprisoned)

1 Copy of “Russia’s Girls Gone Wild” (on VHS) *thank you EbaumsWorld

You must provide picture of sexy, Big-Boned sister eating American vegetable or other produce.

Then we deal.

Nicholai